Tuesday, March 24th is National Cocktail Day: How to mix the most complicated drink in the world.

Scotty

Please enjoy this re-post about the most complicated drink in the world. Happy Cocktail Day!! 


How to mix the most complicated drink in the world...
* Before you proceed, just stop. You are in for a world of hurt and heartbreak. Just don't. Go try something easier like juggling wombats. 
Still reading? ***Please Enjoy Responsibly***
 

 

Alright, you've been warned. Here is how to make "The Commonwealth". You're gonna need some Scotch, some Devils Claw from Botswana, and 69 other ingredients. The Commonwealth has ingredients from all over the world. (via) Here's the list. (any spelling errors are my gift to you). 

Africa...
Botswana: devils claw 
Cameroon: bitter leaf 
Ghana: taro 
Kenya: chives
Lesotho: rosehip
Malawi: cacao 
Mauritius: wild raspberry 
Mozambique: cassava
Namibia: prickly pear
Nigeria: utazi leaves
Rwanda: papaya
Seychelles: citronella
Sierra Leone: cashew nut 
South Africa: roobus
Swaziland: sycamore fig
Tanzania: cloves
Uganda: nakati eggplant
Zambia: sorrel

the Americas...
Belize: dragonfruit
Bermuda: arabica coffee beans
Canada: logan berry
Falkland Islands: bitter cress
Guyana: sugar cane
St. Helena: St. Helena tea plant

Asia
Bangladesh: jujubi
Brunei Darussalam: durian fruit
India: mangosteen
Malaysia: galangal
Maldives: pomegranate 
Pakistan: saffron
Singapore: rambutan
Sri Lanka: ripe jackfruit

Caribbean
Anguilla: mango
Antigua & Barbuda: tamarind
Bahamas: egg fruit
Barbados: sour cherry
British Virgin Islands: noni
Cayman Islands: sage 
Dominica: guava leaf
Grenada: lemon grass
Jamaica: okra
Montserrat: devil’s horse whip
St. Kitts & Nevis: tamon
St. Lucia: Sweet basil
St. Vincent & The Grenadines: arrowroot
Trinidad & Tobago: tonka bean
Turks & Caicos Islands: sapodilla

Europe
Cyprus: basil-thyme 
England: red apple
Gibraltar: maqui berry
Guernsey: blueberries
Isle of Man: new potatoes
Jersey: lavender
Malta: star anise
Northern Ireland: bog rosemary
Scotland: wild Scottish strawberry
Wales: wild cotoneaster

Oceania
Australia: aniseed myrtle 
Cook Islands: custard apple seeds 
Kiribati: dried coconut meat 
Nauru: pumpkin seeds
New Zealand: manuka honey
Niue: paw paw
Norfolk Island: yam
Papua New Guinea: taro 
Samoa: ladies finger *the small banana, not an actual one* 
Solomon Islands: taro leaves
Tonga: avocado 
Tuvalu: breadfruit
Vanuatu: plantain
Fiji: kava root
 
Serious Note: If you need help drinking less see HERE or HERE for info. 



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