Annual Tribute to FAKE HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIES!

Scotty note: every year I do a list of fake Hallmark Holiday Movies. I like Hallmark movies a lot. This list is a tribute! Also, in some cases the titles have morphed into possible titles for a Mary Higgins Clark book. Hit me up, Simon & Schuster, I got a million of them!! 

 

 

Nov 25  

A World Record Christmas: Choppy McGee and the Christmas Tree Challenge 

 

Nov 26 
A Stumpy Puppy Christmas 2: Stumpy Saves the Iditarod. 

 

Nov 27 
Gladys Thurnsby and the Pickle; A Jar Full of Kindness. 

 

Nov 28 
A Mountain Christmas 7: Ranger Grinchly and the Storm of the Century.

 

Nov 29 
Big Apple Christmas 2: Disaster at the Brightendelicious Orchard.

 

Nov 30 
Doggone Skis! Max and Lainey's Holiday Slope Adventure.

 

Dec 1 
Have a Gnarly Christmas 3: Professor Smartenbach Heads Back to the 80s.

 

Dec 2 
Tariffs and Tiaras: The Sunnydale Christmas Pageant Versus City Hall.

 

Dec 3 
A Van Allen Radiation Belt Christmas: Love Finds a Way.

 

Dec 4 
Petunias for Christmas?! Floral Arranger Bruce Babby Saves the Flowertown Parade. 

 

Dec 5 
The Christmas Slippers 5: Sebastien Gets Cold Feet.

 

Dec 6 
A Good Ol' Christmas 2: Still Good and Old. 

 

Dec 7 
The Town that Forgot Christmas 8: You Boy, What Day is it?

 

Dec 8 
Christmas Love Saves the Tinytown Christmas Cat Variety Show for the Drop-in Centre. 

 

Dec 9 
Veterinarian Douglas Wade and the Baby Reindeer; Love Melts a Cold Heart at Christmas.

 

Dec 10 
Ruth Anne Gibbons and the Lost Toboggan; How a Sliding Hill Sleuth Cracked the Case on Christmas.

 

Dec 11 
Corporate Takeover at the Happy Happy Funtown Homemade Christmas Bulb Manufacturing Plant; Ashley Learns to Love Again.   

 

Dec 12 
The Elf Who Saved Christmas! (But it was Really Close there for a While) 

 

Dec 13 
An Upside-down Christmas; Breakdown at the Holiday Funland Rollercoaster Park. 

 

Dec 14 
Casino Heist Christmas; Lana Croupier Plays the Hand She's Dealt.

 

Dec 15 
Twelve Drummers Drumming; Showdown at the Holidaytown Jingle Jam to Save the Old Bandstand.  

 

Dec 16 
A Very Mary Christmas 3; Mary Jingleheimer Investigations and the Case of the Stolen Orphan Fund. 

 

Dec 17 
The Chips Are Down; The True Story of the North Pole Cookie Factory's Semi Sweet Chocolate Heist.  

 

Dec 18 
Christmas Miracle at the Gobbletown Turkey Sanctuary. 

 

Dec 19 
John Numberman versus the Yuletown Goat Farm; the Christmas Case that Divided Yuletown. 

 

Dec20 
Lacey and Bob's Home Town Reunion at Christmas; Big City Comes to Lil Valley Mills. 

 

Dec 21 
Misty Christmas and the Weather Manipulation Machine the Almost Took Down Santa! 

 

Dec 22 
Love and Snowballs; John Learns to Relax and Enjoy Life at the Mistletoe Valley Holiday Ice Fest. 
 

Dec 23rd 
A Christmas Ballet For Clemsberg; Choreographer Jane Jingle comes out of Retirement to Save the Town She Loves. 

 

Dec 24th 
Principal Farnsworth Cancels Christmas; the 6/7 Trend That Nearly Broke the Holidays. 

 

Scroll down for some older titles of Fake Hallmark Holiday Movies that definitely should be made. For EVEN MORE past titles see HERE! 

Here are this year's Fake Hallmark Holiday Movies that definitely should be on TV...

Nov 25 Poinsettias for Dr. Louisa Chalmers-Reid: love melts a linguist's heart.  

 

Nov 26 Fire Inspector Randall Flandall and the Christmas Candle: love burns bright at Christmas.

Nov 27 A half-baked Christmas: the Christmas Eve power outage at the Happy Elf Bread Factory. 

Nov 28 There's no people like Snow People 2: Make room for baby!

 

Nov 29 Christmas Foreclosure: the Duncan Street Drop-in Center Christmas Pageant Miracle. 

Nov 30 Snakes on Skis! The great Christmas Mountain Lodge Snake-scape.

Dec 1 Joey Bananas: the Comic who saved Christmas. 

Dec 2 A Christmas Present with no Bow: the Jane Fellows-Gibney story.

Dec 3 Prince Klingerdoring and the Christmas Wedding/ Coronation.

Dec 4 Greta and the Yule Boots.

Dec 5 a New Nose for Rudolph: Veterinarian Dacey Dunkirk and the North Pole Rhinoplasty. 

 

Dec 6 I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day 2: Louder Bells.

 

Dec 7 Single and Ready to jingle 2: Love and Gingerbread.

Dec 8 Love Leads the Sleigh: when Comet Met Cupid.

Dec 9 Ho Ho Hold the Payments 7: Christmas Love Returns to the Showroom

Dec 10 Lovealanche 2: Sally Snowolski and the Christmas Mountain Rescue.

Dec 11 Poochy McGee and the Christmas Pups Save Every December Holiday!

Dec 12 Mystery in the Reindeer Barn 2: The Golden Harness Heist!

Dec 13 Santa Looks a Lot Like Maddy: a Maddy LaRue Yuletide conundrum!

 

Dec 14 Have Yourself a Merry Whittle Christmas: Woodworker Bill Tynes and the Yule Log of Destiny

Dec 15 Half Nelson Holiday 2: Christmas Wrestling Influencer Paul Dunn meets the North Pole Slammer.

Dec 16 The Town that Time Forgot Forgets what Time it is!

Dec 17 The Great Myrrh Stir 2: Costume Designer Charlene Flanagan in a Holiday Who-the-what-now!

 

Dec 18 Falling for Christmas 5: the Orchestra Pit Incident.

 

Dec 19 Christmas Reboot 2: North Pole AI Infiltration!

Dec 20 Love and Ice on Fruitcake Lane: the Jack Beladonno Story. 

Dec 21 The Christmas Train of Love 2: Reindeer on the Tracks!

Dec 22 Christmas Cookies and Larceny! A Detective Ginger Von Bread-House Holiday Mystery.

Dec 23 A Christmas Dream Come True: Randy the Talking Kangaroo and the Holiday Down Under!

Dec 24 Who has Seen Clem the Camel? An Epiphany Mystery! 

 

Dec 25 May Contain Love: Food Inspector Charlene Claus Finds the Ingredients for a Heartwarming Holiday.