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the Pineapple Thing about Swinging *PG13

Scotty note: I am not a swinger. If you are one, that's none of my business but I would argue that you should have told me about the pineapple thing before now. (https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMY1gYFYR/)


@lindajeanw Oops no one told me 🍍🍍🍍#notswingers #oops #pineapple #ididntknow #fy ♬ original sound - Jazzy Fizzle

Good Lord, what if I accidentally wore some pineapple trunks to the waterslides or something?! 
Wait, I love pineapple on my pizza... am I already a swinger and I just didn't know it? The Swinger's Code is kind of fascinating...

This piece in the New York Post talks about a bunch of secret Swinger Codes... it's kind of old so I don't know if these remain a swinger code thing or if they've been debunked, or abandoned, or what...  (https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2017/06/02/secret-signs-your-neighbor-might-be-a-swinger/amp/)
*Update: a few of you have texted us to say that it's only an upside down pineapple that indicates swinging, but NOT according to THIS POST. But hey, I'm no Swinger and/or Produce Expert.

tl;dr 
- black ring on right hand
- anklet, toe ring, thumb ring, wearing wedding ring on the right hand
- white landscaping rocks
-  pink or purple yard decorations
- pineapple door knocker, or other decoration of the pineapple variety
- pink flamingo on the lawn (wait, that WASN'T for Aunt Francine's birthday?)
- Garden gnomes (they've taken over gnomes too? not the gnomes!) 
 
What about Sponge Bob?
He LIVES in a pineapple. What does that mean? At this point we just don't know, and our researchers have all lost internet privileges here at work trying to Google for answers. Protip: don't Google stuff about Swingers and Sponge Bob at work. 

icymi, these posts got clicked a lot...

RHS Drama presents the murder mystery “Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark” May 19, 20, 21 at Riverview Arts Centre

Riverview High School Drama Department's production of  Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (a Murder Mystery Spoof in two acts happens Friday, Saturday, Sunday (May 19, 20, and 21) at Riverview Arts Centre. They sent us a video in full dress... It promises to be a night of "murder, mystery, and mayhem at a spooky old mansion known as The Shadows. You’ll be kept guessing along with Zip and Lilac right up until the final twist!" Tickets are only $12!! ($10 for students) available at the door or purchase online at riverviewartscentre.ca Show times:  - Friday 19 May at 7pm - Sat 20 May at 2pm and 7p - Sun 21 May at 7p click HERE for RHS on Facebook πŸ‘‰ Scotty and Tony radio: bit.ly/listentoscottyandtony πŸ‘‰ Send us school news: NewCountry969.ca/school

McHappy Day 2023 is Wednesday, May10th at your fave McDonald's *Update with video*

From Morton Avenue McDonald's, McHappy Day 2023...   View this post on Instagram A post shared by scotty horsman (@scottyhorsman)     McHappy Day around here supports the  Ronald McDonald Family Room at Moncton Hospital . It's a place where the family of a sick kid can get support and a bit of calm in a stressful time. How to Help:  - Buy anything at your favourite McDonald's. It's that simple. Buy something at McDonald's and some money goes to charity!   Scotty and Tony Note: Thanks to the crew at Morton Avenue McDonald's for having us over!   Scotty and Tony Radio M-F 6a to 10a: ( bit.ly/listentoscottyandtony )

ACM Awards 2023: who won? What did they wear?? Anyone drunk???

The ACMs were streamed on the Amazon last night. Some winners... - Entertainer of the year: Chris Stapleton - Female artist of the year: Lainey Wilson - Male artist of the year: Morgan Wallen - Duo of the year: Brothers Osborne - Group of the year: Old Dominion - Album of the year: Bell Bottom Country (Lainey Wilson)  - Song of the year: She Had Me at Heads Carolina by Cole Swindell (Songwriters are Ashley Gorley, Cole Swindell, Jesse Frasure, Mark D. Sanders, Thomas Rhett, Tim Nichols) - Music event of the year: wait in the truck by HARDY featuring Lainey Wilson For the full list see ( https://www.billboard.com/music/awards/2023-acm-awards-winners-list-1235327979/ ) Want to see what people wore? Here's a bunch of Tweets ...