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Radiothon 2023 for Friends of the Moncton Hospital is Jan 27th

Our Radiothon for Friends of the Moncton Hospital is Friday 27 January.
To Donate:
- CALL: 506-857-5488 (Press 2)
- CLICK HERE to pledge online
- MAIL a donation to Friends of The Moncton Hospital Foundation, 135 MacBeath Avenue, Moncton, NB, E1C 6Z8
*UPDATE 6pm: Thanks for your support!
*end update
 
please help us spread the news about this!

We have mentioned before that ANY AMOUNT HELPS! If you are in a position to donate please consider contributing, if you're not able to donate, we would love it if you could help us spread the word about this wonderful fundraiser that will save lives!
One more thing... here are some untested-but-seem-legit ways to make extra money which you could then donate:

- Pyramid Scheme: Of all the schemes, this one is the most geometric, which should count for something! From the Pyramid Scheme FAQ: Is it illegal? Yes. Yes it is. Will you go to jail? We're not lawyers, but, Yes. IF YOU GET CAUGHT! On a positive note, if you sign up a million people at 10 dollars each, that would be a wonderful donation to the hospital. Then, when you're up for parole, you can point out how you donated millions to charity. The judge might even cry! And, you'll have all those prison stories to tell your friends. Protip: Have a Go Bag stashed somewhere if you gotta leave town in a hurry.

recommended Go Bag dimensions. Go get 'em, Ponzi!

Find a parking lot that doesn't charge anything for parking, and set up there like a parking lot attendant. Suggested location: at one end of any large bridge. To make this work you're gonna need a small booth (obvious), an orange vest, proper signage with messaging such as "Cash Only", and last but not least, a Can-Do attitude!

people literally drive up and hand you money

Forgeries are big money.
If you can forge the Mona Lisa that could be worth millions! Secretly I'd call it 'YOURa Lisa'! If forging a masterpiece is too difficult, try drawing a cartoon monkey on a boat and sell it as an NFT. That one might not even be illegal*
Too busy to make your own art? Just print out ours...
Steal this!

- Have you considered embezzling from an evil company
An evil company pretty much has it coming. So you should get in there and embezzle the HECK outta those evil jerks!!
Example: the company that invented rubber spiders. Those things aren't toys. They're scary, and they only lead to bad feelings between prankster and victim. That one's just a brainstorm to get you started on your embezzling journey.
Bottom line is, find a cabal of evil doers and start there. *Be careful because they will probably try to get you to join them. You know, because they're evil? So be careful!

uh oh, they're already online
 
Note from the Friends of the Moncton Hospital about this year's Radiothon proceeds:
"By investing in advanced equipment and innovative technology for two healthcare Simulation Labs, our healthcare providers will be able to practise and hone our skills through real life scenarios, on lifelike, computerized 'smart mannequins'. Although they may not be real, the lessons learned, and lives saved will be.
2023 Radiothon proceeds will support this initiative, as well as create an endowment to support the retention, recruitment and education of medical staff. Last year’s milestone Radiothon raised the most in its 11-year history and we want to make this year even more memorable."

Scenes from the past...

icymi, these posts got clicked a lot...

UPDATE: Fireworks moved to Sunday! Riverview Winter Carnival 2023 is February 3 to 12th. Suggested Slogan: Yay Winter (party horn sound effects)

⛄ There's a ton of fun for everyone at the 2023 Riverview Winter Carnival! N ote that some events could be impacted by bad weather so check the Town Facebook for up-to-date info ( https://www.facebook.com/TownofRiverview ) . Here are some Carnival Highlights: - Fri Feb 3 until end of festival... Scavenger Hunt https://www.townofriverview.ca/events/winter-scavenger-hunt - Fri Feb 3 from 10a to 11a Virtual Learn to Snowshoe https://www.townofriverview.ca/virtualsnowshoe - Fri Feb 3 from 6:30p to 7:30p Ignite! at Winter Wonderland Park , NOTE FROM TOWN OF RIVERVIEW: Winter Carnival Ignite Date Changed to Sunday, February 5 ( https://www.townofriverview.ca/news/winter-carnival-ignite-date-changed-to-sunday-february-5 ) SAME TIME FRAME so 6:30p to 7:30p with Fireworks at 7p... END OF UPDATE... Quinn Court (fireworks and fun kickoff includes skating and sledge skating on the oval and btw, helmets recommended... also bring-your-own-mug for hot chocolate... and see the Briggs Maples t

the Pineapple Thing about Swinging *PG13

Scotty note: I am not a swinger. If you are one, that's none of my business but I would argue that you should have told me about the pineapple thing before now. ( https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMY1gYFYR/ ) @lindajeanw Oops no one told me 🍍🍍🍍 #notswingers #oops #pineapple #ididntknow #fy ♬ original sound - Jazzy Fizzle Good Lord, what if I accidentally wore some pineapple trunks to the waterslides or something?!  Wait, I love pineapple on my pizza... am I already a swinger and I just didn't know it? The Swinger's Code is kind of fascinating... This piece in the New York Post talks about a bunch of secret Swinger Codes... it's kind of old so I don't know if these remain a swinger code thing or if they've been debunked, or abandoned, or what...  ( https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2017/06/02/secret-signs-your-neighbor-might-be-a-swinger/amp/ ) *Update: a few of you have texted us to say that it's only an upside down pineapple

Storm Links for Winter 2023

Send us a cancellation or read the latest cancellations HERE Report storm problems or flooding: MONCTON 506-859-2643 DIEPPE 506-877-7990 RIVERVIEW 506-387-2025 School Links: ~Anglo East INFO ~Franc South INFO and ALSO HERE ~Anglo West , North , South , Chignecto (NS) ~School Zones and Districts franc / anglo :   More Links: ~CF Champlain Mall Facebook ~Codiac Transpo Alerts and also their Facebook   ~Confederation Bridge Info ~Dieppe Facebook and Dieppe closures + Cancellations ~Dieppe Traffic Cam from Champlain & Acadie ~ EMO NB website ~Greater Moncton Airport Flight Info ~Horizon Health Care Services Facebook ~Maritime Bus ~MONCTON ALERTS ~Moncton Facebook ~Moncton Traffic Cam ~NB Highway Cams ~NB Highway Cams Map ~NB Highway Plow Tracker ~NB Driving Conditions ~NB POWER OUTAGES *you can report power outages on your mobile device at https://nbpower.com ~NS Driving Conditions ~PEI Driving Conditions and Closure info ~RCMP NB Facebook  and TWITTER ~Riverview F