How do you eat Cadbury Cream Eggs?

Scotty

Scotty Note: I was reading about this survey about how people eat their Cadbury Cream Eggs. The results seem to indicate that there are a few standard ways that we consume the things. 


 

 - many of us take several bites
- a smaller number of us pop the whole thing in at once
- a significant number of us make a small hole at the top and either suck out all the cream or use our tongue to get it out, then we eat the empty husk.

What does it mean? 

- if you eat your Cadbury Cream egg in several bites, you are practical and sensible but also like to have fun.
- If you pop the whole thing in your mouth at once, you may have a problem with authority and you don't like to take orders from others. 
- if you make a hole in the top and suck the cream out, you may be a narcissist who is prone to hedonistic tendencies.  
- if you eat your Cadbury Cream egg another way, we just don't have enough data.  
- if you don't eat Cadbury Cream eggs you are a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

 

*the above info is for entertainment purposes only and does not constitute a psychological evaluation. Our top researcher isn't even human.  

how did they get the lab coat on?

 


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