What a Weird Week! Season 3 Ep. 1 Catchup or Ketchup on some weird stories, but don't lick the wallpaper... yet

What a Weird Week: the top ten countdown of weird stories from the news. Check (https://podcast.scottyandtony.com/) for links to all the stories and usual podcast stuff.

Today I'm playing catch-up (ketchup?) after taking a few weeks off before season 3.
See how many of these weirdos slipped through the cracks #crackslippers

10 KFC Hotel with Chicken Button (https://nypost.com/2021/08/06/kfc-opening-pop-up-hotel-with-press-for-chicken-buttons/) This is one of those "Big Brand needs to get attention somehow" stories. They came up with a hotel where you can press a button to receive chicken. How did no one think of this before?

9 You're surrounded by psychopaths! Just kidding, you are one. (https://boingboing.net/2021/08/05/psychopaths-make-up-4-5-of-the-adult-population-according-to-a-new-meta-analysis.html) Don't overthink this, you're probably OK, right?

8 Big Mac World Record!!!!! (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/08/06/Guinness-World-Records-Don-Gorske-Big-Macs/7981628274420/) When asked for comment, the man who has eaten more than 32000 Big Macs said: "Wait, they have salads here?!"

7 Another Video Game Auction Million Dollar Bonanza (https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/08/06/video-game-record-prize-Super-Mario-Bros-Nintendo-Rally/1901628284005/) Easier to understand than Bitcoin? Yes!!

6 Family throws out $25000. Workers at the landfill found it for them.
(https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-news/oh-lorain/waste-collection-agency-finds-25-000-lorain-county-family-accidentally-threw-away) Now that money smells bad, but they'll get over it.

5 The Willy Wonka Hotel is gonna have wallpaper you lick (https://nerdist.com/article/willy-wonka-themed-hotel-room/) Hard pass.

4 The guy who stole the horse and tried to hide it in his bedroom... (https://www.newser.com/story/309855/man-arrested-after-deputies-find-horse-in-house.html) This is a bunk bed situation.

3 New study: your metabolism isn't slowing down like you think it is... (https://nypost.com/2021/08/13/metabolism-doesnt-slow-down-in-middle-age-shocking-study/) I need to find something else to blame my dad bod on.

2 The Budweiser Backyard Barbecue candle smells like clove, lemonade, barbecue smoke, allspice, barley, vanilla, and musk. Those dummies just gave us all the ingredients so we can make our own Barbecue Candle!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA... or we can just BBQ stuff when we want to smell that smell... (https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/holy-smoke-its-homesicks-limited-edition-backyard-bbq-candle-with-budweiser-301354096.html)

1The Back to School lunchbox story that came out a couple weeks ago... they came out with a parents survey to help us all pack our kid's lunchbox... here are the things that don't get eaten and just stay in the lunchbox... Vegetables... then Fruit... the Main Meal! So kids just eat the odd stuff?? (https://swnsdigital.com/2021/08/nearly-three-in-five-parents-stressed-just-thinking-about-packing-kids-lunches-again/)