**UPDATE: EVENT POSTPONED** Stem East Expo 2020: Thurs March 19, Maplehurst Middle


STEM EAST EXPO is happening at Maplehurst Middle School (on Maplehurst Drive) on Thurs March 19, 2020.
The kids are there most of the day; the public is welcome at 3:00p.
ICYMI, the STEMeast Expo is a big ol' Science and Tech Fair (Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics).

*Note: Again this year we will be offering a number of bursaries.
🔬Scotty and Tony's AI Canned Ham Award of Excellence:
This is a cash award of $5.00 Canadian to the first inventor of a canned ham which opens itself upon command instead of requiring a stupid key...

🧪Scotty and Tony's Bur-sa-ry for WMD:
A $5 (Canadian) Cash Award to the first junior scientist to invent a WMD (Weather Manipulation Device). *You must let us use it when we are on vacation.

⏰Scotty and Tony's 5 Dollar Award of Merit: to the first scientist who builds us a time machine so we can go back in time and bet on the 1986 Stanley Cup Finals. Don't worry, we will also be using it to prevent a Planet of the Apes scenario, if we remember to do that.

note to self: try to avoid

↓Some stuff from past years below↓

2018 winners... Congratulations to:
-Harrison Trimble High School (school wins 3D printer from SHOP3D.ca)
-Riverview East School (for middle school)
-Riverview East School (for elementary school too!)
hat science (file photo)

On Intelligence:
"The time science proved that Smarties© actually make you smarter

On hamburgers in jars:
"Holy Mack! They've got hamburgers in jars!!"

On Scientific Motivation:
"We've proven our hypothesis... Spite really IS the Mother of Invention!"
Our Evidence...
-Telephone: invented so Graham Bell could call his ex, then slam the receiver down.*
-The Clapper: invented because somebody's spouse kept saying 'get your lazy butt outta bed and turn off the light!"*
-Everything pitched on Shark Tank: "My aggressive valuation is surpassed only by my feelings of SPITE!"*
-Lightbulb: Edison was One Spitefull Sonuvagun©*
-All Tesla's inventions: "I'll show you, Edison!"*
-Les Paul Guitar: "I'll show you, Virginia!"*
-Slap Chop: "I'll show you, people who said ShamWow was a one-hit-wonder!"*
-Windows PC: "I'll show you, Scientific Calculators!"*
-Facebook: "I'll show you, people with social lives!"*

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