Saturday Shenanigans March 2nd 2019

>Doggo catches 83 yard frisbee toss at football game, crowd goes wild... at first they were saying it was a world record but it's not. Surprise twist: same dog DOES have the WORLD RECORD though... nice job Gary (human) and Eurie (doggo)!!

>Cat busted after escaping from bathroom jail cell...

>Weather Network says: "expect an abrupt transition to spring" 
Top 10 ways to tell it's been an abrupt transition to spring...\
10) Your snowblower has become lost in your lawn somewhere
9) There are baby robins living on your snowblower
8) Your snowblower is wearing cute shorts and a a new top
7) You go to snowblow the driveway and your progress is stayed by dandelions
6) You go to snowblow the driveway and get stung by a bee
5) After you snowblow the driveway you have a farmer's tan
4) maybe I stop the list there... I kinda doubled down on the snowblower theme...

>Cute Video: 4 Year Old wears microphone at hockey practice...


>Cute Lil fella mic'd up at hockey (Handsome Paul edition)...


>Oscars and Razzies HERE

>This Week in Bacon... trigger warning: story involves cats and catnaps cat nappers ...


>When the Big Bosses are in town... our Predsident of our company made the company app himself... !!! Tips for Big Boss visits...
1) Stop stealing stuff from the office for the day
2) Don't sit on the photocopier
3) If you're planning to prank the promotions manager with some kind of slashing-of-the-tires hilarity... don't!
4) If you're going to make small talk with the president of the company, know how to pronounce the soup...

>Tips for March Break Excellence... here are a few simple theme days for your family to try this March Break...
1) Double Candy Tuesday!
2) Eat Dessert First Day...
3) Pie Day Friday
4) Yo Yo Tricks and Eatin' Twix Day
5) Salad and Fitness Day... just kidding... World Record Attempt Eating Day (the biggest chocolate bar in the world was 12,770 lbs... use your own judgment)

>This Week in Dad Jokes...
Some shocking news for me today... I just found out that I'm colorblind... I had no idea! The news really came out of the purple. HIIIIIYOOOOOOOOO!!!!


>Fat Rat Rescue...

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