Saturday Shenanigans Sept 8 2018

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>This Week In Dad Jokes #TWIDJ
-I think it’s a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit. But that’s just my two scents.
-I can cut down a tree just by looking at it.
It's true, I saw it with my own eyes.
-Hey, have you ever done archery blindfolded?
You really should. You don't know what you're missing...
-What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt.

>This Week In Bacon #TWIB

>This Week In Spiders #TWIS
"Thieves have stolen an estimated $40,000 worth of insects and lizards from an insectarium in Philadelphia, in what police believe to be an inside job. The stolen creatures include a six-eyed sand spider, which is among one of the world's most venomous creatures."


>This Week In Electric Fences #TWIEF


>Provincial Gov seems to be walking back Policy 711 ... possibly because it is a terrible idea... Think of all the sports equipment that was purchased through donut sales- doesn't that balance things out? #DonutSports

>This Week In Cookies #TWIC
Science says chocolate chip cookies are as addictive as cocaine...

>Thiw Week In Words #TWIW (new words added to Webster's Dictionary)
>hangry "irritable or angry because of hunger"
>guac "guacamole"
>rando "a random person"
>Instagramming "to post a picture to the Instagram photo-sharing service"
>bingeable "having multiple episodes that can be watched in rapid succession."
>adorbs "extremely charming or appealing."
>TL;DR "too long; didn't read."

>Here are some Sound Bites from this week... Big Bong, New Words, Electric Fence for Kids...

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