LEGIT CLOWNS LOSING GIGS, ANGRY AT STEPHEN KING #IT #Pennywise #ClownUprising

The president of the WCA (World Clown Association) says the movie IT is ruining the careers of legit clowns. President Pam Moody says bookings at school functions and birthday parties are getting canceled... she blames Stephen King but stops short of suggesting that all clowns unite and go to King's house with squirting flowers demanding a new, happier clown novel.

Open Letter to Stephen King:
Please write a Misery-like novel where an angry pratfall of clowns hijacks a writer's flight demanding a novel about a jolly-ol-clown who hardly kills anybody!
Here's some of the phone calls we got that are Pro-Clown-Uprising...


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