Last-Minute Tips to Get Off of Santa's Naughty List

It's Christmas Eve. You've been naughty. But you still want an XBox. What now?
Here are some ideas that might get you off of Santa's Naughty List©...

1) Fake Amnesia
*Suggested Reaction*

2) Beg For Forgiveness 

3) Blackmail
*a lot of incriminating stuff can be created with Photoshop

4) Bribery

5) Blame Society
Suggested Talking Points: "Everyone else was being naughty, I just got confused."