There’s a winning million dollar lotto ticket that’s yet-to-be-claimed here in Moncton! Wondering who won?
Now we present: “Scotty & Tony’s Guide to Identifying if your Coworker is a Secret Millionaire!”©2012
*Photo by Tony Smith. Scotty Note: But my Nutritionist says I’m a PEAR shape!
How to tell if your coworker is a secret millionaire:
- lunchtime baloney sandwiches now feature grey poupon.
- even though you work in a warehouse, they insist on wearing a james bond tuxedo.
- new bumper sticker on their vehicle reads “my other car’s a porche”… and their current vehicle is also a porche.
- they ask you to go out for lunch and then check to see if you have a passport.
- they’ve started answering their phone with “heeeelllloooo”.
- instead of their usual parking place, they’ve begun parking a helicopter on the roof.
- they’ve begun traveling around the warehouse by jet pack.
- their new assistant is kim kardashian.
- whenever they get on the elevator, they’re always accompanied by a mariachi band.
- they’ve replaced their desk with a wetbar and hot tub.
- their cubicle suddenly smells of leather bound books and cigars.
"The Secret Millionaire" reproduced with the permission of the Rembrandt Estate