Here's some video from our vistit to the science fair on Thursday...
and HERE's the interview we did with junior scientist Oliver...
***END OF UPDATE***
2:30 - 3:30 Public Viewing
3:45 - 4:30 Awards Ceremony
We are still offering a $5 scholarship to the first junior scientist who gives us the power of Time Travel... but NEW THIS YEAR, we are offering an ADDITIONAL $5 to the person who gives us a WMD (Weather Manipulation Device)!!
*UPDATE: We may change the name to WTF (Weather Transformation Facilitator)
Here are some of our STEMeast Expo memories...
On Time Travel:
"Science has promised us TIME TRAVEL numerous times.
Sure, it might be a dystopia with ape-bosses, but at least we'll have loincloths and wigs."
"Well I guess we've proven once-and-for-all that Smarties aint make you no smrterer!"
On hamburgers in jars:
"Holy Mack! They've got hamburgers in jars! Thank you, science!!"
On Scientific Motivation:
"Well, we've proven our hypothesis... Spite really IS the Mother of Invention!"
Telephone: invented so Graham Bell could call his ex, then slam the receiver down.*
The Clapper: invented because somebody's spouse kept saying 'get your lazy butt outta bed and turn off the light!"*
Everything pitched on Shark Tank: "My aggressive valuation is surpassed only by my feelings of SPITE!"*
Lightbulb: Edison was One Spitefull Sonuvagun©*
All Tesla's inventions: "I'll show you, Edison!"*
Les Paul Guitar: "I'll show you, Virginia!"*
Slap Chop: "I'll show you, people who said ShamWow was a one-hit-wonder!"*
Windows PC: "I'll show you, Scientific Calculators!"*
Facebook: "I'll show you, people with social lives!"*