STEM EAST EXPO 2017: BIG OL' SCIENCE & TECH FAIR THURSDAY AT NBCC MONCTON


***UPDATE***
Here's some video from our vistit to the science fair on Thursday...


and HERE's the interview we did with junior scientist Oliver...
http://scottyhorsman.tumblr.com/post/159036656167/science-fair-interview-more-stemeast-info

***END OF UPDATE***

The STEMeast Expo is a big ol' Science & Tech Fair (Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics) happening at NBCC Moncton (1234 Mountain Rd)
Schedule:
2:30 - 3:30 Public Viewing
3:45 - 4:30 Awards Ceremony

We are still offering a $5 scholarship to the first junior scientist who gives us the power of Time Travel... but NEW THIS YEAR, we are offering an ADDITIONAL $5 to the person who gives us a WMD (Weather Manipulation Device)!!

*UPDATE: We may change the name  to WTF (Weather Transformation Facilitator) 

Here are some of our STEMeast Expo memories...
On Time Travel:
"Science has promised us TIME TRAVEL numerous times. 
Sure, it might be a dystopia with ape-bosses, but at least we'll have loincloths and wigs."

On Intelligence:
"Well I guess we've proven once-and-for-all that Smarties aint make you no smrterer!"

On hamburgers in jars:
"Holy Mack! They've got hamburgers in jars! Thank you, science!!"

On Scientific Motivation:
"Well, we've proven our hypothesis... Spite really IS the Mother of Invention!"
Our evidence...
Telephone: invented so Graham Bell could call his ex, then slam the receiver down.*
The Clapper: invented because somebody's spouse kept saying 'get your lazy butt outta bed and turn off the light!"*
Everything pitched on Shark Tank: "My aggressive valuation is surpassed only by my feelings of SPITE!"*
Lightbulb: Edison was One Spitefull Sonuvagun©*
All Tesla's inventions: "I'll show you, Edison!"*
Les Paul Guitar: "I'll show you, Virginia!"*
Slap Chop: "I'll show you, people who said ShamWow was a one-hit-wonder!"*
Windows PC: "I'll show you, Scientific Calculators!"* 
Facebook: "I'll show you, people with social lives!"*







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