TRY TO KEEP IT TOGETHER #EXAM WEEK

If you cry, really own it #ExamWeekAdvice


Now, here's some FREE EXAM ADVICE!

-Tony:
"Playing Super Mario Brothers instead of studying will NOT get you a grade above 80... Or near 80... or near 50."

-Scotty: 
"Cry. 
A teacher will take pity & let you leave. If that doesn’t happen, keep crying until the tears soak right through the paper and they have to give you a rewrite.
*Pro Tip: You can buy fake tears at any drug store, or just pull out a nose hair- that gets the tears flowing."

-Tony:
"If you try to eat during an exam, the teacher can get a hot under the collar. Especially if you didn't bring enough fried chicken for everyone."


-Scotty:
"Really, cry. You'll thank me later."

-Tony:
"If you're going to write the answers in your hat so you can look at them during the test...make sure your hat doesn't say 'School is for Tools' ...because the teacher will whip that sucker RIGHT OFF YOUR HEAD!"

-Scotty:
"I'm serious about this crying thing. I still use it today when I'm in a jam: Job Interview? Wife's Upset? Asked to Work Overtime? Cry like a wee baby!" 







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