It’s Shred-It Day!

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Start the New Year Fresh! Put all that negative stuff into the Master Shredder 3000©.
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I am putting the Christmas leftovers through the shredder. I have a 7 day turkey hangover.
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What about you?



"Hey Scotty, throw my ex-husband’s toupee in the shredder- it’s a horror show." … 



"put my lousy stinkin’ never-start-on-a-cold-morning car in your shredder please!" …




"please put my mother-in-law’s gross vegetarian chilli in your shredder." …





"put this snow in the shredder- I’m done with this crap!"…





"my ex’s new girlfriend’s ugly extensions" …





"Hey Horsman, my husband’s favourite boxers are ready for the shredder. Please hurry!" …





"my Aunt Gracy’s fruitcake. It might break your shredder though." …





"Scotty, shred the #$%*@% road conditions!" - here’s hoping for nothin’ but easy motoring in 2014… and no more plows boxing you in at the end of the driveway #bonus … 





"I have recently accepted a new position with my company. The amount of incoming paperwork is insane. Please shred this pile so I can start fresh in 2014!!!" …





"How about YOUR wig in the Classy New Year poster?" …


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