"Scotty & Tony's Guide to Identifying if your Coworker is a Secret Millionaire!"©2012

There’s a winning million dollar lotto ticket that’s yet-to-be-claimed here in Moncton! Wondering who won?


Now we present: “Scotty & Tony’s Guide to Identifying if your Coworker is a Secret Millionaire!”©2012


Scotty Note: Nice photoshop, Tony, but my Nutritionist says I'm a PEAR shape


*Photo by Tony Smith. Scotty Note: But my Nutritionist says I’m a PEAR shape!


How to tell if your coworker is a secret millionaire:


  • lunchtime baloney sandwiches now feature grey poupon.

  • even though you work in a warehouse, they insist on wearing a james bond tuxedo.

  • new bumper sticker on their vehicle reads “my other car’s a porche”… and their current vehicle is also a porche.

  • they ask you to go out for lunch and then check to see if you have a passport.

  • they’ve started answering their phone with “heeeelllloooo”.

  • instead of their usual parking place, they’ve begun parking a helicopter on the roof.

  • they’ve begun traveling around the warehouse by jet pack.

  • their new assistant is kim kardashian.

  • whenever they get on the elevator, they’re always accompanied by a mariachi band.

  • they’ve replaced their desk with a wetbar and hot tub.

  • their cubicle suddenly smells of leather bound books and cigars.

"The Secret Millionaire" reproduced with the permission of the Rembrandt estate
"The Secret Millionaire" reproduced with the permission of the Rembrandt Estate

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